Random Thoughts I Have in the Shower

Ahh, the shower. The magical hideaway that I retreat to four or five times a week, if I’m lucky (this is an improvement, folks!). It’s usually the only spot where I can absolutely get away, which makes it the spot where all of my random thoughts happen.

New ideas, random funny one-liners, and the perfect comeback to some jackass statement made by some jackass person 2 days ago. They all happen within the eight or so square feet that are my shower. Here is some of the latest..

I need to blog more consistently..

This hot water feels really nice on my legs which are sore from today/yesterday/tomorrow’s workout.

I can still breathe when the water is hitting me directly in the face.

What should I pack Veronica for lunch tomorrow?

I should probably fold the three loads of kids laundry that’s been stuffed in a basket for a month.

What happens if I ever decide to stop blogging. Can I do that?

I bet Caesar is waiting for me outside on the shower mat.

It’s going to suck to have to scrub down this house when we leave.

How is Donald Trump even a serious contender?

I hope my Apple Watch is capturing all of my awesome hair washing exercise.

I can’t decided whether I prefer to wake up early on school days, or listen to my kids fight all day when they’re home..

What should I make for dinner this week..?

Whyyy do people share Facebook accounts?!

Only 253 more days (give or take) until John’s change of command.

I love/hate FRG.